An Open Letter to Michelle Bachmann

Dear Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN),

Re: Census and Japanese Internment

Please shut the fuck up.

Take it from someone that actually works at the census.  If you could only comprehend the kafkaesque experience of this operation, you would be ashamed.  Embarrased.

But, because you're a raging conservative lunatic, you have to open your mouth and say the dumbest shit imaginable.  I want nothing more than to see you censured, fined and arrested.  But because this is the age of Fox News and there always being two sides to a story, you will never get your "Have you no decency?" moment and you never will.

The census provides a vital service that is comically non-partisan.  As for the involvement of ACORN, do you even know what a community partnership does for the Census?  No.  Of course not.  You just hear the name of the big, bad scary black and poor organization and you book your appointments on Hannity.

So I ask you again.  For the good of the country and our collective sanity.

Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

Love,

Boofasten