Pokemon Update: Squirtle is awesome!

As we've all known for quite some time, Squirtle is really the best pokemon. Let's just skip over his powers and attacks since we all know them by heart and talk about his personality. This guy's the best. He's the type of pokemon you can take to an IHOP and he'll like totally pick up the tab and shit. Plus he'll hit on the waitress and get her number. No, he doesn't want it. He could get way hotter chicks than that IHOP waitress. He's just doing it to amuse you. Cause Squirtle's fucking great.

Also, he's really cute. And he like owns Bloodsport on BluRay and will let you borrow it anytime. Plus one time he like showed me this video on youtube of a guy beating the original mario in like 6 minutes. I thought that was kind of neat.