True or False: Oliver North is a War Criminal

True! If you said true you are correct! Congratulations!

If he lied in the the ridiculous defense of a twisted idealogy TO CONGRESS, why the FUCK are we listening to him about anything now.

HE'S A HERO! HE'S A PATRIOT, they cry!

He is a war criminal. It would be like Robert Mugabe being the correspondent for Fox News at the UN, covering humanitarian stories.

Irony of all ironies: the ACLU helped free Oliver North from prison. Yes Virginia, the same ACLU that is the sworn enemy of the right!



This is all part of the incredible right-wing ability to lie and deceive and do it louder and louder until more people agree with them. For the most bold-faced example of this, check out the 9/12 Project that Glenn Beck has started.

IM TOTALLY GETTING IN ON THIS

1) Fallout 3 - I only have a couple of hours invested in this game, but I made it outside Vault 101(spoiler!). Yeah, you do eventually go outside, which is crazy cause its all like radiated and shit.
Which reminds me, radiation... it's leik all these heavy unstable nuclei and shit beta decaying all over ur ass sending high energy neutrons through your shit. That shit aint good for your cells bro, UH HELLO MUTATIONS HOW R U OH ALRIGHT GIVE ME CANCER.

realistic scenario- you spend an hour inside that vault, learning stuff and building up your character, you walk outside.... death.
DONT LEAVE THAT VAULT BITCH

2)Bioshock - dude how is that city built on the bottom of the motherfucking ocean. The underwater pressure is roughly equal to (pgd), where p=seawater density, g= gravity, and d= depth. WERE TALKIN SERIUS PRESSURES.
That's fucked up.
and there's like fucking pipes connecting buildings, wtf a pipe has way too small of a cross sectional area, do you have any idea how much force would be exerting on the pipe causing it to implode?
I do.
Force is equal to the pressure over the area, and those motherfucking pipes all small.... fuuuuuuuuck, that means assloads of pressure. Hey unless Andrew Ryan is GOD(spoiler?) and can adjust the laws of nature to his fancy, this shit don't fly with me.

3) Gears of War 2- prepare yourself to get glitchfucked, UH smoke grenading through walls? Someone should've informed Cliffy B. that quantum tunneling of macroscopic objects will never occur in the lifetime of the universe LOL.
Also, the shotgun lag disobeys causality... WTF THATS A MAJOR PRINCIPLE YOU CANT JUST FUCK WITH THAT

4) Portal - too easy.