Wednesday, January 14, 2009

IM TOTALLY GETTING IN ON THIS


1) Fallout 3 - I only have a couple of hours invested in this game, but I made it outside Vault 101(spoiler!). Yeah, you do eventually go outside, which is crazy cause its all like radiated and shit.
Which reminds me, radiation... it's leik all these heavy unstable nuclei and shit beta decaying all over ur ass sending high energy neutrons through your shit. That shit aint good for your cells bro, UH HELLO MUTATIONS HOW R U OH ALRIGHT GIVE ME CANCER.

realistic scenario- you spend an hour inside that vault, learning stuff and building up your character, you walk outside.... death.
DONT LEAVE THAT VAULT BITCH

2)Bioshock - dude how is that city built on the bottom of the motherfucking ocean. The underwater pressure is roughly equal to (pgd), where p=seawater density, g= gravity, and d= depth. WERE TALKIN SERIUS PRESSURES.
That's fucked up.
and there's like fucking pipes connecting buildings, wtf a pipe has way too small of a cross sectional area, do you have any idea how much force would be exerting on the pipe causing it to implode?
I do.
Force is equal to the pressure over the area, and those motherfucking pipes all small.... fuuuuuuuuck, that means assloads of pressure. Hey unless Andrew Ryan is GOD(spoiler?) and can adjust the laws of nature to his fancy, this shit don't fly with me.

3) Gears of War 2- prepare yourself to get glitchfucked, UH smoke grenading through walls? Someone should've informed Cliffy B. that quantum tunneling of macroscopic objects will never occur in the lifetime of the universe LOL.
Also, the shotgun lag disobeys causality... WTF THATS A MAJOR PRINCIPLE YOU CANT JUST FUCK WITH THAT

4) Portal - too easy.

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4 Comments:

Blogger John the Greek said...

Someone needs to post something new so that every time I visit the site I am not reminded how unfunny this post is.
Self-trolling in 3...2....1.......

January 19, 2009 at 5:42 PM  
Blogger Phil Torres said...

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January 19, 2009 at 8:18 PM  
Blogger Phil Torres said...

HA HA.

January 19, 2009 at 8:18 PM  
Blogger Slayjak said...

i was going to comment on it, but then i remembered that you spoiled all the humor by telling me exactly what you were going to write before you wrote it, thereby ruining the surprise.

January 19, 2009 at 8:42 PM  

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