Pokemon Update: Squirtle is awesome!
As we've all known for quite some time, Squirtle is really the best pokemon. Let's just skip over his powers and attacks since we all know them by heart and talk about his personality. This guy's the best. He's the type of pokemon you can take to an IHOP and he'll like totally pick up the tab and shit. Plus he'll hit on the waitress and get her number. No, he doesn't want it. He could get way hotter chicks than that IHOP waitress. He's just doing it to amuse you. Cause Squirtle's fucking great.
Also, he's really cute. And he like owns Bloodsport on BluRay and will let you borrow it anytime. Plus one time he like showed me this video on youtube of a guy beating the original mario in like 6 minutes. I thought that was kind of neat.
Labels: Bloodsport, Pokemon
posted by Slayjak at
1:05 PM
3 Comments:
As long as you don't let him evolve...
cause Wartortle is a complete dick.
Grow up JTG, you know Wartortle just evolves into Blastoise and Blastoise owns so hard and I beat your Charizard all the time with him. GET OVER IT. I STOLE YOUR GIRLFRIEND AND BEAT YOUR POKEMON. IT WAS 7 YEARS AGO.
Are you fucking kidding me? You know once you whip out your Blastoise I'm all over your ass with a motherfucking Raichu you silly cunt.
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