Out for the count?

What, a guy can't read Details and GQ magazine without getting tons of offers from Out magazine?

Well excuse me from trying to raise the bar of Philadelphia higher than the woman outside in her bright purple velour tracksuit and ugg boots with a yellow Tshirt underneath. Can a man not have style and profile without a strong affinity for another man's genitals? Apparently not America.

Whatever. Better to be gay than ugly.