Dear Hydrogen

I am so happy when I am with you. It is only you that I understand so fully and completely. I appreciate your exactly solvable wavefunction. It comforts me and makes me feel more secure in this chaotic and random world. Why can't all other elements be like you?

Oh... right. Coupled coulomb channels and electron-electron correlations...

I see.

I don't care what other people say, you bring out the best in me.

Call me.